Define Nump Meaning

A mix of 'nap' and 'dump'. The act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. Often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.

The french translation:
chier+sieste = chieste
(pronounced shee-eh-ste)

the dude that sings the nutshack's theme (dead meme)

The act of wearing "Nothing Under My Pants".

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a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs

To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.

When you accidentally nap in the middle of taking a dump

1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.

That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.