Define On The Wood Meaning

Wood On Wood
When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.

As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.
By De
Will Wood
A underrated music artist that has released three albums since 2015 and two remasters of his old two albums. Some of his most famous songs are Dr. Sunshine is Dead, Love, me normally, and 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con). He has a band he calls “the tapeworms” and even used to be branded as Will Wood and the Tapeworms.

He has a movie on Amazon Prime called “The Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.

Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.

Person A: have you heard of The Normal Album by Will Wood?

Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.
By Gracia
Wood Wood
Is something white boys say in prison meaning peckerwood. Usually in reference to a member of an Arian gang

Wood wood is In reference to seeing another member of their gang and yelling woow wood
By Dora
Wood
Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.
By Breena
Wood

By Evaleen
In The Woods
Lost or confused. Unable to see the forest for the trees. Given that golfers try to avoid the wooded parts of a golf course, this adds irony to the phrase when used in reference to Tiger Woods.

His affair was going great but then his wife found out and now he's in the woods
By Anabella
Into The Woods
A play where famous fairy tale characters wish for things, the wishes come true, and then they all die in various nasty ways.

Into the Woods is a seriously great show, but now I have "Children Will Listen" stuck in my head!
By Tatiania
Wood
Related to a penis. Wood is hard, straight, and long.

By Hertha
Wood
Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood

she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails
By Felisha
Wooding

hey man, what are you up to?

i'm just wooding.
By Sondra