Phone conversation with:
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are
out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.
Me-
Say no more; I'll bring
the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.