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Define One Minute Meaning

One-minute
On AIM, when you IM someone right when they sign on, and their buddy info still says that they've been online for only one minute. Most of the time people wait until it says 2 minutes, to avoid feeling like a stalker.

Sally: Omg Jason just signed on and I totally one-minuted him by accident!
Kristin: =-O STALKER!!
By Melinda
One Minute
The response given by a teen to a parent, without regard to any actual measure of time.

Father: Put that iPhone down right now and come let the dog out.
Lexi: One minute.
By Tani
One Minute Shower
a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.

Friend 1 , "Sorry buddy, I had to rush to get ready..."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."
By Laney
One Minute Man
a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.

Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.
By Phil
One Minute Man
Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"
By Jacky
One Minute Silence
A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.
By Norean
One Minute Jesus
A blow job in an elevator while going up.

She gave me a one minute Jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.
By Modestia
One Minute Minister
a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever

Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!
By Maris
One Minute Rule
When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person they’re talking to to avoid seeming like they’re extremely into them or almost creepy.

“Oh my god, I opened Xander’s Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. He’s going to think I’m obsessed with him.”

“You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”
By Cortney
One Minute Ugly
That kind of ugliness that lasts only for a moment until a person gets used to it.

-did you see her batman tattoo? It looks ugly.

-it's just one minute ugly. You will get used to it.
By Jaime