A 20 year old man who thinks he is 36 and in
the witness protection because he is divorced and has 2 kids and he doesn't wanna pay child support. He also has his penis
pierced 8 times, a 300mph
crotch rocket and has been smoking since he was 5.
You: Hey
Shaun you gotta
square I've need one for like 2 hours.
Shaun: Yea me too, I've needed one for
28 years.