Define Parcels Meaning

Parcel
Word used to describe attractive females, usually wearing revealing clothing. Originally the word was only used to describe teen sluts, but grew more sophisticated as time went on. When using the word, the phrase "Hook up" can be replaced with "Pick up."

"Let's go pick up some lovely young parcels."

"Look at that parcel walking down the street."
By Marthe
Parcel
When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.

1. 'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'
By Elli
Parcelling
when your bored on the toilet and so you start texting people, telling them that your on can.

Texter1: Yo.

Texter2: Wassup?

Texter1: Nuthin'. Just parcellin'. Parcelling kicks ass.
By Bessie
Parcel
When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.

1. 'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'
By Bridgette
Parcels
Homo. A Tuna who really likes other men. Term originally coined by Jeremy Shockley, NY Giants.

The male figure skater was proud to be parcels.
By Ferdinande
Parcel Farce
Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again
By Mora
Pass-the-parcel
Its like the game pass the parcel except instead of a present its cum and everyone passes it to the next player by spitting it into their mouth. Music plays in the game but when it stops, the person with cum in their mouth has to swallow

Do you want to go to Dylan’s house to play pass-the-parcel?

I love the game because i get cum in my mouth
By Carmelle
Love Parcel
the noun 'love parcel' is used to describe affectionate excrement onto a lover.


dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled.
By Debera
Jace Parcell
A semi tough redneck from backwoods pennsylvania normally found around tobacco or classy women.

I walked through the woods and saw a wild Jace Parcell
By Beilul
Gentlemans Parcel
penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.
By Sheree