-I got so paverized last night I was belligerent with my best friend but at the time thought I was yelling at someone else.
-I got paverized and drove my car into a tree last night.
-He was so paverized he drowned in a hot tub?
The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poopoo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.