An allergic reaction that arises upon contact with logic of any kind. This illness is
congenital and sometimes passes directly from mother or father to the offspring. To date, it is incurable.
Some well-known sufferers of this illness include Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, the entire
Republican Party, and the majority of
YouTube commenters.
I tried to explain the concept of evolution to my
next door neighbor and he replied with an irrelevant
Bible quote. I think he may suffer from a form of
pensive urticaria.