Define Perplex Meaning

Perplex

I was very perplexed yesterday while the blood flowed out of my ass
By Kessiah
Perplexing
1)a word smart people use to say "baffling" or for people with weak vocabulary: "shocking".

We have no school tomorrow, how perplexing.
By Vania
Perplexed

The woman was perplexed about what to do with my huge penis
By Christa
Perplexed

The crowd was perplexed because of the movies plot twist.
By Leeann
Perplexic
An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.

Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.
By Estele
Perplexed

Perplexed defined "I'm not sure what to do with my daughter!"
By Nerti
Perplexing Pegasus
A word used to define those who are extra stunned and somewhat lit ya know. Its like that bitch named stacey who thinks shes the shit.

Im so lit im perplexing pegasus
By Elset
Perplexed Gloat

It's a perplexed gloat however tolerable
By Linnet
Scanger Perplexity
This is the confused facial expression of scumbags. Many reach it by default rather than by design and it firstly involves a tilting of the head by 20 degrees. Meanwhile the Mouth opens like guppy fish at feeding time. A furrowed brow below a greasy mop of hair completes the package. Many accompany this look with a matching tracksuit and Nike runners.

Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"

Or

"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"
By Sianna
Perplexic
When a dyslexic person is perplexed. Usually due to the fact that they are dyslexic.

All these letters and numbers got me perplexic!
By Cherilynn