Define Pesto Meaning

Pesto
Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.

"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"
By Lindsy
Pesto
In light of the direct italian translation meaning "to pound," to pesto something means to smash in a rather brute sexuall manner.

Bro, Brian pestoed that sloot way back.
By Jenda
Pesto
A potent mixture of marijuana aka headies and hash oil.

Chillin in the benzo
Puffin on dat pesto
By Iolande
Pesto

"I wafe my mazzic wan, and PESTO!"
By Michaelina
Pesto
An Italian green spreading that causes diarrhea.

Kid:Mum my tummy hurts so bad! I have diarrhea!
Mum:It's your fault, pesto on your spaghetti yesterday!
Kid:But I like pesto, It's delicious!
By Sondra
Pesto
Pesto means an idiot someone who is stupid

"Isn't he so pesto"
By Wilone
Besto Pesto
A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.

"You're my Besto Pesto. Even though I'm mad at you, I'll love you forever."
By Viviene
Pesto Boyz
Those who have accpeted the pesto way of life

Jim-"What are the pesto boyz?"
Tucker-" Get out of my life"
By Josepha
Pesto Ranch
A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.
By Glynnis
Creamy Pesto
A sex move involving massive pales of semen. The female douses herself in the semen, while up to five males continue to ejaculate into her orafices. As the woman masturbates it results in an incredible orgasm for the woman.

We creamy pestoed that dumb bitch, Susie, at my house last night. My house is fucked. Ha, get it, 'fucked'.
By Leonore