I should be talking to my girlfriend over dinner, but instead she is
instagramming on her iphone and i am defining "phoning" on urbandictionary.com. What a date. #phoning #2016
When the conversation
slowed to a
lull, we started phoning and pretended like we didn't know each other.
When I looked up from sending a text I realized all 7 of us were phoning and no one was talking.
"Look at that couple phoning over there. I wonder if they are sexting each other."