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Define Pilf Meaning

Pilf
Preggo I'd like to fuck.

My neighbor is pregnant. She is the hottest pilf on the block.
By Melitta
Pilf
politician id like to forget

sara palin is a pilf
By Vivi
Pilf
Pirate I'd like to fuck

Person 1: I might watch Pirates of the Caribbean later.
Person 2: Dayum Jack Sparrow is such a PILF
By Adriaens
Pilf
verb: short for pilfer
- to obtain money or property by way of theft.

see also: pilfer, steal, swipe

"Noone can afford THAT radio, man. You gotta pilf that sh*t."
By Vanni
Pilf
Person I'd Like to Fuck
Pilf is for any non-binary or anyone who doesn't go by he/she. It's basically Milf and Dilf!

"Wow look at this person over there!"
"Wow they're a Pilf!"
By Marie-Jeanne
Pilf
president id like to fuck.

Guy one: Damn, you know who's a pilf?
Guy Two: Who?
Guy one: Yulia Tymoshenko
Guy Two: Damn, your right. I would tap that.
By Anissa
Pilf
Persian i'd like to fuck

A: Ohh, look at flora!
B: Yeah, what a PILF!!!
A: yeah, lets bang her
By Margarete
Pilf
Pirate I'd Like to Fuck

Johnny Depp is a pilf!
By Nisse
Pilf
Priest i'd like to fuck

(at the beach)
Jen: hey, is that father O'Toole on the boardwalk?
Sarah: Holy crap, it is!
Jen: What a pilf!
By Hermione
Pilf
Penguin I'd Like To Fuck

Dude, I went to the zoo with my girl on Saturday, and I saw the hottest PILF in the arctic exhibit.
By Lise