There are two Pingry Schools: one in Short Hills, NJ, the other in
Martinsville, NJ.
While Pingry may seem a harmless & friendly learning environment, it's actually evil. You fit in or you don't. The workload is like child labor. Money is poured into useless stuff, like a Middle School. Keep the midgets in the basement, for
chrissake.
But Pingry has its upsides. There are shiny, odd-shaped things on the ceilings. If you avoid the meat and fish, the food is quite good. You may even find somebody who hasn't been
zombified by pop culture! Fancy that.
Outside of Pingry, visitors may
gawk at the horrible wastes of money that we proudly present. A huge-ass
clock tower that's green, not blue; a very ugly courtyardish thing; neglected playing fields surrounded by nice sidewalks, and snotty white kids who are a waste of space and probably paid their way in.
