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Pitch A Tent
To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"
By Malena
Pitch A Tent
to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.
By Arleta
Pitch A Tent
To do up "a tent" (one tenth of a gram or 100 mg) of heroin (usually about three tickets).

I'm curious if anyone else has heard or uses this one.

whadya say we take these tickets back to the house and pitch a tent?
By Silvie
Pitch A Tent
to withold marijuana (in joint, blunt, or smoking device form) that is circulating a group of people, for an extended period of time.

"hey marcus, what're you doing, pitching a tent over there? pass the L!"
By Gweneth
Pitching A Tent
Erection

He pitched a tent when the hot girl walked by
By Glory
Pitching A Tent
The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.

Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.
By Elita
Pitching A Tent
When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.

Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.
By Othilia
Pitching A Tent
The act of experiencing an erection, in such a way that it causes the pants or shorts to form a tent like shape at the front, because of the raging erection that is experienced by the person wearing the garment.

1) I felt myself pitching a tent as I saw the girls walk by.

2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."
By Dian
Pitch A Tent
To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.

"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."
By Tiena
Pitch-a-tent
to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent

he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!
By Edie