Define Pmp Meaning

Pmp

How do you punish Helen Keller?
..Give her a basketball and tel her to read it.

pmp!!!
By Agathe
Pmp
pissing my pants as in stfu etc

By Martica
Pmp
Piss my pants. Used for a funny momment.

Brooke: owwww fell off a chair
Me: pmp!!!!!!!! Lawllllz
Brooke: ikr!!! But it hurt :(
Me: im still pmp
By Viva
Pmp
pointless male pride - when men refuse to accept a fact purely because they are unwilling to accept defeat and swallow their own pride

Demetrios would never call or text Sarah because of his pmp, which made him feel that he was right and she was wrong.
By Franny
Pmp
pissing my pants; or peeing my pants
a way to express laughing other than lol, rofl, or lmao

Guy 1: Omg, did you watch the Hangover?
Guy 2: Yes! Dude, I was pmp.

Girl 1: lmaoo omg so funny
Girl 2: hahahaha pmp
By Leigha
Pmp

I laughed so hard #pmp
By Heidi
PMP

Me: "I PMP'D that girl so hard last night"
Friend: "Was that pussy good?"
By Berny
PMP
An acronym used, often when texting, to conveypissing my pants” when something is insanely funny.

You are the best, I’m seriously PMP!
By Marijo
PMP
PMP "Permanent Man's Period" - Unlike women who have a monthly cycle, Contrary to popular belief there are some men who get a permanent period similar to women which leads to constant non-stop complaining, nagging & bitchiness!

Wow, what is his issue? He won't stop complaining & nagging at me? He has PMP!
By Elsy
PMP
-noun- A "PMP" is a Personal Media Player. These devices tend to have at least a 5" screen and some have up to a 12" screen. They play music, movies, games, some have wifi capabilities and they also do PDA functions and run operating systems. They are usually seen in the laps of hypernerds on trains, planes and in the back seat of Mom's SUV.

"Bobby whipped out his PMP on the plane and watched "Soul Plane" to pass the time."

"With my PMP, I can listen to music, check my email and play tetris at the same time...bitches!"
By Silvia