Define Poodle Meaning

a dog with a puffy tail

everybody wants to stroke the poodle, but nobody wants to fuck the poodle.

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Used as a loving pet name. Dropped lightly, not as serious as babe, honey.

"poodle" basically means "suck," but because my teacher says "suck" is a bad word (shoutout to Mr. Cross), he tells us to replace it with "poodle".

*this is not the same "poodle" as the dog breed

v. to poop.

The poop version of piddle (to pee).

Verb. Also ends in -ing or -ed.

The act of throwing rocks at someone who:
A) completely disgusts you
B) hurt you
C) pisses you off by acting ridiculously

One who cravenly does another's bidding, a metaphorical butt boy.

a fuzzy bitch

To take advantage of a friend with a higher income so that they will pay your way for lunch, movie tickets, etc. This can either be with prior notification (notifying the friend that they are about to be the recipient of this action) or it can be a surprise poodling, such as when you seem to have forgotten your wallet when the bill arrives.