Define Pooning Meaning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!

1. the act of nuzzling into another's inner thigh

2. a nude run through the streets after midnight

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

A vagina. A poontang. A beef curtain. A cunt. A twat.