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Post Me
Originating from a small town in california known as cupertino... "post me" is a better, faster way to say

'keep in touch'

'keep me posted'

'get in touch with me'

'call me back,' etc.

A: "Alright, i'll see you later"
B: "forsure. post me."

A: "Hey bro, I gotta head out, but post me."
B: "sure thing. you too man"
By Francene
That Post Gave Me Cancer
A post on an image sharing site like 4chan or a forum that is so utterly terrible that it gives someone cancer.

xXEliteWarriorXx: 0MG M3 4ND MY GF 4R3 F1N4LLY B4CK T0G3TH3R
By Melita
Keep Me Posted
A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.

My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.

Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.

My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"
By Gypsy
Bitch-me Post
When someone posts something on a social-networking sight such as Twitter or Facebook, saying something mean with out using someone's name, but you know it's about you.

Taylor's Tweet: I cannot stand you. You are so annoying!

Jessica talking: Oh my gosh. That post is obviously about me.

The only reason she bitch-me posted it with out a name is so no one else knows how mean she can be.

Carly: Yeah I so agree. I'm just going to ignore Taylor for now. See how she likes it.
By Catherina
The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
Do I need to explain?

Guy 1: how do we describe the post above us
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
By Roanne
Keep Me Posted
A phrase that girls use, mainly when talking to other girl friends. It's primary use is for when you are asking to be updated on the progress or plans of a situation. And girls use it. Just girls. Mostly girls are the user of this phrase. Girls. Eric? No. Girls. Not Angie though. She's not THAT much of an annoying girl.

With that definition in mind.... (hence):
-- "Okay, let's figure out these plans for sushi and the mall this week."
-- "Alright... keep me posted! :)"

By Clemmy
Please Let Me Post This
if you allow the posting of this you will have the best of luck forever

hey bro, if I post this I'll have good luck forever - please let me post this
By Tiertza
Post Me
The person tour talking to or dating basically wants you to lose all of your hoes

Babe”post me”
Me: stop playing around
By Isis