Define Pot Noodle Meaning

To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened

the food of kings who r skint

to stay in and have a wank on a saturday afternoon

wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY

The strange hinterland between really really nice and totally hideous. An item that can vary from being seen as the best possible to the worst possible from moment to moment or person to person, like a vary garish patterned item of clothing.

Something so bad it is good, or so good it is bad. For example, a really corny soap opera with naff acting (like Hollyoaks, or Days of Our Lives)

Dehydrated noodles & vegetables, textured soya protein and preservatives. In a pot.

The best thing out of all the things. A pot noodle can be found on Courtney Love's rider along with a syringe of krokodil after she does a gig. It can be your friend when the sun just don't shine or when you just need a snack to kill brain cells. Pot Noodles... because you're worth it.

Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.

On the 21st October, 19th September and February 16th. You must eat a pot noodle. You deserve it.

I would also like to thank my friends Tiffany and Zara.
By Susan

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.