pq = why
In every
romance language imaginable, the word for "why" can be abbreviated pq. "Why" just has too many letters to bother typing when online, and "y" is so
tacky.
For great justice, use in regular conversations.
He returned, no longer a youth, to his native land to find the farm burned to the ground and his family slaughtered. Without tears, he searched through the debris and found an antique from his childhood: a Gameboy Color with Pokémon Yellow. Desperate for something familiar, he turned it on only to find out that someone had saved over his game. His
level 100 Graveler was gone forever, and so were all the badges for which he strugged so hard.
In a torrent of grief and rage, he fell to his knees and screamed to the heavens just as the camera angle changed to overhead:
"
PQ!"