Define Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger Meaning

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.
By Stefania
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.
By Elisa
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.

I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.
By Penni
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.
By Christi
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

The load came flying out of the purple headed yogurt slinger
By Hortensia
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

I've got a huge purple headed yogurt slinger.
By Chrystel
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

lauryn sucked that purple headed yogurt slinger like nobodys business
By Holly
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".

Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?

He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!
By Nelle
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.
By Cathe
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy

Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.
By Kellen