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Putined
(1) Describing when a political opponent is removed through trickery or other immoral means;(2) Describing when a political opponent is removed through deadly means;(3) describing when a political opponent is removed by Vladimir Putin.

"Dude, Nancy totally Putined Charlie during the run for class president."
By Eirena
Putined
verb;

(1) Describing when someone loses something (or takes something) in an intelligent and effective way; (2) A way of describing being outsmarted by someone; or outsmarting someone.

"You got putined", "I got putined", "Obama got putined", "S/he got putined", "I putined him"

Example: Russia in 2014, lead by President Putin, assimilates Crimea without bloodshed and holds a successful democratic referendum. Newspaper headline reads: "Obama gets Putined"
By Dix
Putinism
noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.

Joe: I finally broke up with Sue. I caught her cheating red-handed finally.
Tom: I thought she knew that you knew.
Joe: She did. I told her. She still said she wasn't cheating but she knew that i didn't believe her. And she even KNEW that I KNEW.
Tom: Wow. That girl is just one putinism after the next.
Tom:
By Arlyne
Putinism
A lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. A lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. And the person being told the lie knows the liar knows he/she knows and so on ad infinum. Based on the name Vladimir Putin, prime minister of Russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.

Tom: Joe, are you gay?
Joe: No, I'm not gay.
Tom: Dude, you're 35 years old, never had a girlfriend and last night I saw you French kissing a guy at the theater. You're gay.
Joe: Dude, I am NOT gay!
Tom: You're sucking my dick, dude. You're GAY.
Joe: Am not.
Tom: You're just one big putinism, aren't you?
By Alida
Putin
1.) An ex-KGB.

2.) The current "president" of Russia.

3.) The most powerful mob boss in the world.

"Vladimir Putin is a ruthless mobster."

"Yeah, the Soviet Union has collapsed; governments may change, but people don't."
By Lorene
Putin
The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)

Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!
By Charin
Putin
Pronounced: "Huylo" xʊj'lo

Sitting Russian Tsar.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin enjoys fine wines, long walks on the beach, posing for ridiculous photo ops and staging the odd anschluss.
By Elset
Putin
Something vile that won't go away, like dog shit on your shoe, or the stench of a decaying body.

This is disgusting, what is it?

It's just Putin.
By Elysia
Putin
Synonym for bullshit.

"Don't Putin me." "He's Putin me on."
By Yoshiko
Putin
Putin is any leftover biological material stuck to a sex toy; usually fecal matter. Putin is differentiated from Santorum in that Putin is on the device, or dildo, (usually a phallus like object made of plastic, latex, glass or wood) specifically.

Former Senator Rick Santorum has been unable to remove the thick, multiple layers of Putin from his gigantic dildo no matter how hard he scrubs.
By Sheilah