Define Vladimir Meaning

Vladimir
A brand of vodka that puts you into a state of absolute fubar which very little consumption. The side-effects are rather bad, involving:

Puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). But if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).

Usually tastes like absolute ass, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. Weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.

ME - "Be warned, thats vladimir"
YOU - "aah, thats nothing" *GULP*
YOU - "AAAAH AUGH IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAHAHHHH" *blarg* *puke* *spit* *more puke*
ME - "HAHAHHAAHAHHA TOLD yoU!@!!!"
YOU - "Ach!!!!"
By Marty
Vladimir
A star who plays psychopathic liar who is a in a hardcore gay film, "Vladimir Jerkanoff".

My friend knickinoff is a faygeleh, but he comes no where near vladimir.
By Celene
Vladimir
Slang for going to the toilet to do excrement, or pooh. Rhymes with and is short for "Vladimir Putin".

By Kimmi
Vladimir
Vladimir, means rules the world, ruler of peace, sovereign of the people. A manly man who knows what he wants, and is usually quite handsome. Usually Russian.

Heey look its Vladimir! He is so HOT!
By Gilli
Vladimir
A person who always try to make you happy whenever your down & a person who is hardworking! & also a great friend 😇💙

That guy Vladimir is cute
By Petunia
Vladimir
A person who will always be there for you no matter what. He’s also a person that don’t care about what other people say about him. At the end of the day Vladimir is that nigga

Vladimir is a loving and caring person
By Winny
Vladimir
A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include curly golden or silver-blonde hair, sea-blue eyes, and an ass carved by angels.

He is also very talented, and these talents may include YouTubing, Airsoft, elite skills in Call of Duty games, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, baritone or euphonium, trumpet, guitar, and maybe even saxophone.

Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.

Man, Duncan is cute, but he can't even be compared to Vladimir.
By Marcellina
Vladimir
A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include brown/black hair, brown eyes
A man that’s knows what he wants and has a heart made of gold. Very aggressive when drinking alcohol.

Vladimir is so lovley
By Bernette
Vladimir
That sassy long-awaited wank you have before gettin' to bed.

Not necessarily paying tribute to any kind of Russian aristocrat, though you can let your imagination go without any kind of restraint in terms of ethnicity.

Влади́мир could bravely knock on your door at any time before falling asleep.
The term was first coined by a group of aroused galicians.

Spanish:

- Meu quedamos a las 9 en casa de barris! Súbete a algún colegas si te apetece!
- Nah meu, ya es muy tarde y quedé con Vladimir, la tan esperada paja antes de dormir.

English:

- Yo dude! We've arranged to meet up at Barros'! Come with some friend if you feel like it!
- Nah man! It's quite late already and I've arranged to meet Vladimir, the long-awaited wank before sleeping.
By Easter
Vladimir
Is a very smart and handsome looking boy. He will only have one true friend that he could always trust. Vladimir also is a boy that loves Emilia.

Vladimir loves Emilia
By Ardath