Define Quem Meaning

Quem
the sound a penis makes when air is pushed from your piss hole. Penis Fart.

Dude, bro...my stomach hurts, i think im about to quem.

queeeeeem!! "what was that?" "sorry bro, i just quemmed..my bad."
By Latrena
Queme
This word can take any definiton but must make sense in the context of the sentence.

1. Queme.
2. Queme!
3. Queme?
4. What the queme?!
5. I'll be right back, we are out of queme.
By Loree
Quem
A quem is a term used to describe a man who is safe to females. Quem treat women with equal respect and do not make them feel uncomfortable.

‘Did you meet our friend Tom? He’s a massive quem
By Lurette
Quem
(1) A person or persons engaging in several considerably homosexual recreational activities.

(2) Another word for the female genitalia.

(3) A horses mouth.

"Those dudes are drinking my lemonade with umbrellas and eating my almond strawberries, fucking quems."

"Hey baby, unbutton my pants and I'll strum your quem with my thumb. Ew, quem thumb."

"Salt lick in his quem."
By Modesta
Quem
A retarded individual.

Sometimes used with the person's employment role and ended with "face" or "head/'ed"

Mary-Kate Grzesiowski is a massive carrot stackin', cigerettin' sellin', customer servicin' quem 'ed
By Jori
Queme

'Oh man, she queemed so hard last night'

'MC Hammer's parachute pants make me queme every time'
By Roberta
Quem Hanga Hanga Ne Fellas
the verb to hang, but with a brazilian multisemantical touch

the phrase quem hanga hanga ne fellas a little bit like the verb to hang but with a multisemantical touch on it.
By Adelice