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Read Books
another way to phrase to smoke weed

you i'm bout to read books later on tonight.
By Edie
Read Books, Get Brain
A tagline for a surprisingly longlived advertising campaign by Akademiks. The ads featured a hot chick sitting on a stack of books in a clearly suggestive position. See brain and get brain.

Ayo man, that Akademiks ad said if I read books I'ma get brain, b! You see that? "Read books, get brain". That ill wops homie! Watch I'ma go read something now.
By Gussi
Read A Book
Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.

John: The internet is a series of tubes.
Jane: Read a book would you!
By Sharlene
Reading A Book
Code word for stroking your shaft

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book
By Cissy
Read A Book
1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.

1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"

guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.

2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(

guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
By Hermina
Read A Book
A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"
By Griselda
To Read A Book
Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)

"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"
By Riva
Read A Book
v.

code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low

-in a public area-
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"
By Shandra
Read A Book
making out

moe: i'm craving a book today
sylvie: me too lets read a book
By Lacee
Read A Book
Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.

*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.
By Adan