1.
An idiot's way of dealing with an idiotic problem.
2, One of the most moronic notions bestowed upon humankind that simply buying some frivolous mass-produced good can alleviate one's mood or take away a bad feeling caused by a REAL problem, when in fact buying some random product will do nothing about the actual problem but MAY induce
an hour's worth of distraction which is enough for people who have the
attention span and memory of a chipmunk.
1. Omg, like my friend totally didn't
text me back and I've been waiting for 2 minutes!! I'm totally gunna go to the mall and blow up my credit card now to ease this PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. FML!!!
2. Omg!! I just found out I have a
Sexually Transmitted Disease and it's like sooooOOoo gross. I need some
retail therapy!!! *30 min. later* This dress is so cute... why was I upset again??