Inflammation of
the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.
Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.
Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and
eating eggs in the morning.
Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
He watched so much porn in the
morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried
treating it with
eggs, but that only made it worse.