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Rio Grande
When you diarrhea or just poo on a girls lower back, and you wash it down her buttcrack with piss and it rushes down the back like the rio grande river.

Rick -Did i i see you pullin the ol' rio grande on chelsea last night??

Dave - YEP!
By Kippie
Rio Grande
Adjective:

Very much like the Rio Grande is on the border of Texas and Mexico, a man who is described as being Rio Grande is on the border of being gay. Used for metrosexual or just questionable guys, usually ones into musicals or that are very stylish.

Girl to friend:"(Insert guy's name) is totally hot and we get along great but he's kind of Rio Grande, I'm not sure if he wants to take me home or that guy over there."

or

Guy to Friend:"I made a killing at the J.Crew summer sale and then watched 'Rent' for like like billionth time yesterday, it was awesome."
Friend:"Dude, you are so Rio Grande."
By Brinna
Rio Grande
Espanol for "Great River"

One of several rivers where the gringoes dump their shit into before reaching Mexico. All rivers that are shared by the Yanks and Mexicans flow from the EUA south into Mexico. In the case of the Colorado River, the Californians, Nevadans, and Arizonans pretty much take everything of value out of it before it flows south of the border.

Every year, thousands of illegal migrant workers wade across the Rio Grande and back for starving wages and the constant threat of being poisoned by pestacides and other leathal substances. They're the reason the Yanks can get such cheap meat and produce at the local supermarket.
By Maridel
Rio Grande Valley
The Southernmost area of Texas that borders Mexico. It houses the two poorest counties in the nation (Hidalgo and Cameron). The cost of living is extremely low and if you are white and/or halfway successful, you are considered very rich. In high school, it is easier to get coke than weed, and easier to get weed than alcohol. About 86% of the valley is hispanic. South Padre Island is also located there, where spring break is insane.

The Rio Grande Valley is awesome for vacationing because of SPI and Mexico, but living there might be questionable.
By Jeannine
Rio Grande
The act of urinating in your partners asshole, thus increasing the satisfaction of orgasm.

Yo phil i rio grande'd in your moms ass last night.
By Laverna
Rio Grande Ave. S.L.C.
a great place meet and interact with the police in a meaningful way. however beware to not to walk sober or with meaning or you may be harrassed. only crack heads,whores,ho's,chicken heads, skeezers and lemmings are alowed to roam freely at such a excluslive community.

Say!!! Lets go down to rio grande ave. S.L.C.!!!!!!!!!!
By Brandice
Rio Grande River Mudshark
A Mexican female (or South American or Central American) who dates black guys.

Rosie Perez posed as a Rio Grande River mudshark in a movie.
By Jacquelynn
Valley Girl (Rio Grande)
A girl that will manipulate you, make it seem like she has a lot of money. Nasty, sleeps around, steals, lies, takes advantage of men that like her. All around bad news. Talks not with a mexican accent, but a singing tone.

She's hot, where is she from? Oh shit she's a Valley Girl bitch is easy, just buy her a drink or something!

Valley Girl (Rio Grande)
By Morgana
Rio Grande Do Sul
Explosive diarrhea that resembles an upside down mushroom cloud, ei opposite Hiroshima and Nagasaki

After a hard night of drinking Theo realizes a Rio Grande do Sul is truly blowing up a toilet.
By Emlynn
Rio Grande Surfer
A person from Mexico who is in the United States Illegaly

If Jose is stopped by the cops he could be deported for being a Rio Grande Surfer
By Hyacinthia