1) possibly the ugliest actor on the current face of hollywood who will soon attempt (and fail) to portray the most beautiful character in the current literary
craze, twilight.
2) only got the part of said character because
Gaspard Ulliel was too pretty/busy/good for the movie and probably would have realized this himself
half-way through and then quit.
smart person (i.e. person with eyes): did you see that robert
pattinson guy who's supposed to be Edward?
dumb person (i.e. complete
waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT
pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1!
(pause pause)
smart person:
you're a tool.