Define S.t.d Meaning

S.t.d
simultaneous text discussion.
When you are texting someone, and they send another text before you respond to the previous one. This is giving someone an STD

person 1:"Hey, how many cats do you have?"
person 1:"Did you go to clubs often?"
person 1:"Oh shoot, sorry. I just gave you an s.t.d"
By Gabbey
S.t.d

i have an s.t.d..WANNA SEE!!!
By Roseann
S.T.D.

By Edithe
S.T.D.

You have an S.T.D
By Hortense
S.T.D.
Acronym for Scintillatingly Titled Dictionary.

Fucking hell. The Urban Dictionary is SUCH ann S.T.D!
By Margot
S.T.D
acronym for Save The Drama. Used emphatically to show distaste for Drama--especially from unstable female friends.

female friend: "...blah blah blah and then she went over there and told him 'yadda yadda' and well i wasn't gonna stand for that and then blah blah blah..."

you: "S.T.D, honey. i don't wanna here it."
By Kellina
S.T.D.

*Cell phone rings* Oh, dude I gotta answer my S.T.D.!
By Kerrill
Chungus S.T.D’s
Ch-u-gn-us S-t-d-s

A Sexually transmitted disease that is caused by Big Chungus seducing and doing the sacred ritual with a carrot. It is not contagious and is the next step into chunginality.
Signs of this are dots appearing on your hand

Liam: bro why do I got dots on my hand
Chungus: hehe looks like you got Chungus S.T.D’s
By Hattie
S.T.D
A made up Standard of living to keep people from proclamation emancipation sermons and justifiable sanction

They control the world with use Of Standardized S.T.D Labels
By Darda
S.T.D

Amy: how many people did you give S.T.D ‘s to?
Charles: oh tons of people
By Alanna