simultaneous text discussion.
When you are texting someone, and they send another text before you respond to the previous one. This is giving someone an STD
person 1:"Hey, how many cats do you have?"
person 1:"Did you go to clubs often?"
person 1:"Oh shoot, sorry. I just gave you an s.t.d"
female friend: "...blah blah blah and then she went over there and told him 'yadda yadda' and well i wasn't gonna stand for that and then blah blah blah..."
A Sexually transmitted disease that is caused by Big Chungus seducing and doing the sacred ritual with a carrot. It is not contagious and is the next step into chunginality.
Signs of this are dots appearing on your hand
Liam: bro why do I got dots on my hand
Chungus: hehe looks like you got Chungus S.T.Dâs