(Scottish Bitch Makeup Symdrome) Young scottish teen females who sadly dip there faces in a pool of makeup and highlight cheekbones that don’t exist. They also tend to have long flat ironed hair and square sharp eyebrows. Futhermore drown your feed in pouting selfies from a ‘mental’ night out. At the end of it all they go home only to scrape it all off like it’s ice on a windshield. Truly truly sad.
“Oh shit look it’s a SBMS, disgusting” “That’s somebody’s fucking daughter, SBMS heartbreaking” “ Shit run it’s a SBMS”
Sound-byte machine. Someone whose speech is a series of soundbites, and weird, yet cool, phrases.
Fred: Dude, you were terrible in the soccer game today.
Jon: Eh, form is temporary; class is permanent.
Fred: Wow Jon, you sod. You are such an SBM
By Andra
SBM
SBM - ShiftyBlack Man (UK - derogatory term for any person of African descent who hangs about dark alleys late at night). Often either a pimp, dealer, mugger or all three.
Heads upGaz, there's an SBM following right behind us. Quick, lets duck into this bar.
Yeah, an SBM mugged him last night, took his watch, wallet and K Swiss shoes.
