Define Shifty Meaning

Shifty
Someone who uses their poon-tang as bait and reels you in with latent promises of them letting you poon their tang who then relocates their tang to a un-poonable location... so while their tang isn't necessarily un-pooned you certainly aren't the tanger.

Nina.... that be damn shifty
By Muffin
Shifty
Word used to describe someone/something that's just...off. You can't put your finger on exactly what it is, but something about that person/thing is just disturbing/sketchy/suspicious/creepy/unsettling.

I don't think Janelle's innocent. I think she framed her roommate. She seems kinda shifty to me...
By Jeri
Shifty
(n.) Slang for a shift supervisor. Used as to not confuse them with a manager, as corporate hierarchy must always be well noted.

Customer: Are you the manager?
Shifty: Yes, how can I help?
Employee: You're no manager, you shifty!
By Dory
Shifty
shifty--

a woman who is a homewrecker and likes to hit on "bill wish"...often likes to use questionable manuevers in getting what she wants from other people.

Shifty, you wild thing, you totally stole "Hank's" beach house!!!!!!!
By Kettie
Shifty
the act where a black individual is acting suspiciously and has beady eyes. they are usually concealing something valuable.

ben: yo, kumbi is actin all shifty today.

lewis: i swear my vcr has gone missing recently.

ben: zots!
By Dorri
Shifty
some kid from upstate NY. he's actually pretty fucking cool

i hung out with shifty the other night. we sucked mad balloons
By Aggi
Shifty
more than buzzed, but not quite drunk

"are you drunk yet?"
"no man, I'm just shifty"
By Andriette
Shifty
A combatant who overestimates the range of a close combat weapon. Eg. Shotgun

An ally of the combatant upon seeing him fire at a target way beyond the effective range of his weapon may comment.

"For fucks sake your never going to hit him at that range. that shifty really sucks"
By Tamma
Shifty
In hiphop, a skinny handsome man with an extra long dick.

Jim's so well liked by the ladies, cause he's a shifty. Fatty not so well.
By Laurella
Shifty
A tall slim man with an extra long dick. From hip hop culture

Jimmy is popular with the chicks, since he's a Shifty.
By Corine