Instead of using random, which has been completely
overused by annoying teenagers and social imbeciles,
scallop is a useful substitute - purely because it is a completely
random word. Now that's sticking it to them!
Dave - "Hey dude, how bizarre is this, I went to see a
gynecologist and I saw
Louise from school."
Richard - "That's totally
scallop. You don't even have a snatch."