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Define Schaivo Meaning

Schaivo
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): schai路vo; schai路vo路ed;

1: To incapacitate someone.
2: To deprived of food and/or water.
3: FUBAR

1: Don't mess with me, dude. I'll schaivo you.
2: Pull over. I'm schavoed.
3: Dude, she's schaivoed.
By Goldia
Schaivo
(v.) to vomit


This originates from the generally accepted fact that Terry Schaivo, the most popular vegetable since brussel sprouts, is believed to have gone into a coma as a result of complications from bolemia, which involves a substantial amount of puking.

This dude's had way too many shirley temples. I think he's gonna schaivo.

Or, for that matter, just about anything:

Lets go watch Hawaii Schai-vo
It's snowing like crazy, I better go schaivo the driveway.
Hold on man, after all that taco bell I gotta go take a schaivo.
Alice, I swear, one of these days, right in the schaivo!
Please add 5 dollars for schaivo and handling charges.
Alright I'm gonna head over to Shop 'n Schaivo and pick up some canned yams.
I'm going to go listen to some schavio and garfunkle songs.
Oh no man, stay away from here, her schaivo smells like the East River.
Now, Johnny, schaivo for the camera.
As your father probably told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational schaivo.
So the other night I took my pedicurist to the movies and watched schaivo forty-nine.
Did you see the Boston Red Schaivos won again last night?
What the schaivo was that!
No schaivo tonight in my coffee, no schaivo tonight in my tea, no schaivo to stand beside me, no schaivo to run with me!
By Elva
Schaivo
v. to place someone in a permanent vegetative state.

"You really Schaivoed her didn't you?"
"Yeah, man, she's in an iron lung. When she opens her mouth, she wheezes 'La Vie En Rose'."
By Lynnette
Schaivo
Taking it easy, relaxing. Food and drink optional.

Southeastern U.S. colloquialism.

We're kicking back tonight, schiavo style.
By Minni
Schaivoed
The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.

Dude, I smoked a whole bowl of the crippy at Jim's party and got schaivoed. I woke up the next morning in a dress.
By Nanete
Schaivoed
Being drunk to the point that you are barely able to move. A term coined after Terri Schaivo who was unable to move.

Last weekend, I got so fucked up at the frats that I had to be carried home. I was Schaivoed.
By Maisey
Schaivoed
To get so beligerantly drunk, that you end up in a state similar to Terry Schaivo. Also goes hand in hand with "To get Schai-faced". To become completely unresponsive. Lights out basically.

- After consuming an entire keg by himeself, Ben was clearly schaivoed.

- "Dude lets go get schaivoed tonight."

- He was going to do his homework, but he decided to stick with his guns and get schaivoed.
By Francesca
Schaivoed
The past tense of shaivo.

Pip schaivoed Julio before Ms. Sanchez stopped playground fight.
By Maris
Schaivoed
When your waiter forgets your food, won't refill your water, and generally ignores you.

Our waiter schaivoed me for 20 minutes before finally refilling my iced tea.
By Phoebe
Schaivoing
verb/verb intransative.

1. To be extremely hungry and/or thirsty, particularly in a situation or location where satiation is hard to come by, such as on the job.

Comes from Terry Schaivo, a woman that passed away after a lengthy court process to remove her feeding tube.

Man, after an 8 hour day I am schaivoing!
By Eleonora