Define Schlop Meaning

the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy

When one makes a puddle of spit in a cupped hand and proceeds to forcefully cup the balls into the pool of spit so hard that the spit splashes everywhere.

v. - bum, mooch, receive from begging

The art of rubbing two penises onto each other so they go into each others foreskin. Named because it makes a 'schloping' sound.
Can also masturschlop but if you have long fingernails your foreskin might tear.

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

When a person is about to get some spicy head from a girl

The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.

When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.

to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.