Nurse: What are the injuries?
Doctor: Multiple chinese burns, two
black eyes, a very sore
noogie and a wedgie so bad we can't seem to find the underwear.
Nurse: So what is it this time, doc?
Doctor: Poor Janet here had her first day of High School. She immediately burst through the doors, running through the hallways singing about how working together can help you achieve anything.
Nurse: So what happened?
Doctor: She was brutally attacked by the other children. It's the 3rd case today.
And that, children, is why you should never watch any disney channel shows,
expecially High School Musical.