of the large predominent group of homosepians, god has granted them with the gift to be the best, or at least near the top. either a sexy man pudding, or a woman angel cake, they are sweet, sugary, and of every kind of goodness in this earth, or possibly on mars if there is life.
The Eastman Effect is when you are called gay on the street by a homeless man and out of fear of a potentially awkward conversation you are FORCED to produce $2o :(
Guy 1: I was walking down Gibbsst. when the Eastman Effect happened to me again!
Guy 2: WOW! Thats the third time today man! This is very unfortunate, you shouldn't be allowed to have money.