Define Schweff Meaning

A Muff Diver.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.

Guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn't have the balls to ask them out.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.

The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.

a boy who disregards his friends to get with a girl but never has the balls to do anything so they end up life long friends. and nothing more.

also known as a rech.

A man who chooses ho's over bro's

Someone who always flirts with the girls, a proper schweff never gets any action though

Originally an English public school word with several meanings. For example, a guy who spends more time with his girlfriend than his mates or just a general idiot. But it has come to mean a public school idiot, since these people are the only ones who ever used the word.

A guy who spends loads of time with girls and ditches his mates to be with them, but never gets any pussy.

Somebody who tries to hit on girls, but only stays in the friendzone for ever, and ever, and ever ever. Basically a schweff is the personification of friendzone.

Sergeant Schweff refers to a specific type of schweff - one who not only attempts to chat up women but also men. This is not in a homosexual manner, it is merely to better his social situation and 'network'.