I had just shaved my legs, and climbed into my bed which had new satin sheets freshly put on to it. It was soooo scubby, I was overwhelmed by scubbiness.
"Dude... what the hell is that on your sheets!!! It's red or something?"
"Aww shit man its scubbies!!!"
"I need to wash that shit out."
By Dolores
Scubby Gobbin
The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.
A person who hangs around parks and nature strips and punches darts. Also tends to take their shoes off in public places and though looks homeless, Isn’t.
She’s been on that nature strip smoking for ages... oh look she’s taken her shoes off now too. Such a scubby.
