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September 5th
on september 5th it’s national big butt day! so if you were born on this day you have a phat booty

september 5th is your birthday? i should have known by your butt
By Fifine
September 5th
National Sex day.

Guy “ Hey want to come over?”

Lady “Sure why?”
Guy “ It’s september 5th; national sex day!”
Lady “a Sweet!”
By Madge
September 5th
everyone who has this birthday is an absolute mad lad, freddie mercury was born then :)

hey happy birthday freddie its your birthday hell yeah its happy birthday birthday day your day of birth september 5th today is the day
By Cele
September 5th
National no makeup day!!!!

😊:Aye all the girls look so naturally today what's up

☺️:its September 5th bro
By Camille
September 5th
September 5th is national Ethan is gay day. Everyone named Ethan will be gay on this day so make sure you let them know.

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(September 5th)
'It's national Ethan is gay day'
'Oh'
By Steffane
September 5th
National throw some ass on Joseph day

Hey! It’s September 5th! You know what that means!
By Sheeree
September 5th
National boyfriends say yes to everything day.

A day where your boyfriend has to give you attention and be attentive to all of your needs

gf: it’s September 5th, you have to give me all your attention and do everything i say today
bf: really?

gf: ya look here

gf: will you rub my back?
bf: of course

gf: will you do the dishes and take out the trash?
bf: of course
By Yettie
September 5th
BadBoyHalo Appreciation day!!

"Hey what event is on September 5th?"
"Oh you must mean BBH appreciation day."
By Sukey
September 5th
A haunting date for kids in junior high and blood flowing

Is today September 5th? Yes.
By Deena
September 5th
National diarrhoea day

Boy 1: Dude did u see the toilet, it's full of diarrhoea
Boy 2: well duh its national Diarrhoea day!
Boy 1: Oh that makes sense, its September 5th
By Maryl