Define Shaffer Meaning

The simultaneous act of puking on oneself while shitting.

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.

Milk. Really White, almost or is translucent.

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face

Bruce Shaffer is a handsome big guy he is really tall and strong. He loves to play video games and basketball. He has brown eyes and brown hair