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Define Shelfed Meaning

Shelfed
to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.

That stripper's son shelfed my phone!
By Karleen
Shelfed
To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.

Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!
By Ellissa
Shelf
Lame

This party is completely shelf!
By Lil
Shelf
Lame or old fashioned. Not cool, popular or trending.

“Those shoes are shelf, no one is wearing them anymore.”
“You’re so shelf. Why would you say that?”
By Demetria
Shelf
Lame, pathetic

It would be so shelf to stay home Friday night after I told everyone I had plans.
By Daisey
Shelf
Lame.

Square.
Busted.

Tired.

Dude is so shelf with those corny jokes.
She is so shelf! No cap!
By Mellicent
On The Shelf
(Verb) Reference to the amount of time a person has been without any sexual relations. This state can be either self imposed, involuntary or some combination.

Nikki told himself, cause he talked to himself quite frequently, "Goddamn I've been on the shelf so long I get a dick-hard when the wind blows nowadays".
By Trude
Shelf
Lame

That’s so shelf!
By Kacey
Shelfing It
To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.

'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'
By Jania
Shelf
Shelf: lame, plain, unexciting, boring.

That movie was so shelf. Half of us left after the first half hour.
By Jany