Shit In The Toilet

A phrase used to describe something that has happened and can't be changed. Similar to Water under the bridge.

Josh- Dude i'm so fucking pissed at you for smashing my Lamborghini.

Sam- Sorry dude, it's shit in the toilet.

By Mathilde

Shitting In My Toilet

creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.

Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."

By Caralie

Don't Shit In My Toilet

When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.

Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."

Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."

By Antonietta

Faxing A Shit To The Toilet Machine

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

By Ralina

Real Nigga Taking A Shit On The Toilet

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.

“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

By Clarey

Same Shit Different Toilet

used by eminem in his song so bad. It means something the same but, different.

person 1: hows life
person 2: same shit different toilet

translation: different day but its the same

By Van

Same Shit Different Toilet

two or multiple different things essentially being the same.

physical version of tomato tomahto

Smoker: "I like to smoke Camel."
Non Smoker: "Camel, Marlboro, same shit different toilet."

By Odille

Oh Shit Im Out Of Toilet Paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

By Joan

Shit Or Get Off The Toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.

Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"

By Essy

I Just Shit All Over That Toilet Bowl Bitches

1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.

2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.

3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.

4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.

May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch

4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*

By Bevvy

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