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Define Shit Ton Meaning

Shit Ton
a lot

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.
By Jennee
Shit Ton
The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.

Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
By Margareta
Shit Ton
2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.
By Rae
Shit Ton
An odd way to say quite a large amount.

"Michelle has a shit ton of odd cuss words."
By Feodora
Shit Ton
A large amount (greater than 17)

Man, how much did you blow on booze last weekend?

A shit ton.
By Celestia
Shit Ton
5000 of any thing

"Dude, we are gunna make a shit ton of money this summer! It's gunna be awesome!"

"Damn, that a shit ton of dirt, you got to shovel that yourself?!"
By Elke
Shit Ton
25 gigabytes.

S - "How big is world of warcraft?"
C - "idk, a shit ton of data"
S - "holy shit, it's 25 gigabytes!"
C - "yeah, a shit ton."
By Phaedra
Shit Ton
An "official" SI unit.

The unit of measurement for quantity.

Brian: Hey Jeff and Whit, I noticed the kitchen is restocked.

Jeff and Whit: Yes, there is officially a shit ton of food in the kitchen, indulge yourself.

Kayla: yeah'duh
By Toma
Shit Ton
A general term for a huge amount of action. Not to be confused with a tonne of shit, or a lot of stuff, rather it's used in context of taking action.

"In order to get me back he would have to prove it"
"What would he have to do?"
"A shit ton"
By Dyanne
Shit Ton
Roughly 2000 times the normal amount of what you are describing. Usually used in exaggeration.

"Hey, I got a shit ton of beer in the car guys, can I get some help?"
By Luci