A sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and
total ass.
Circumstances beyond
the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and
devolved beings throughout the earth.
Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an
antelope shitting on a
tin can...
Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album,
St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...
