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Shitlocker
Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.
By Janel
Shitlocker
Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"
By Natalee
Shitlock
Constipation.

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
By Gabrielle
Shitlocks
1.) term used to describe nappy dreadlocks

2.) term used to describe nappy braids/cornrows

1.) That guy need to shave them shitlocks out of his head!!

2.) Jim: You ugly
Bob: Yo mama
Jim: Shut-up and take them shitlocks down
Bob: Fuck you man
By Aura
Shitlock
An abnormally large dreadlock that forms on one's taint by a mixture/combination of sweat, fecal matter, extra long-unkempt taint hair and extended walking.

Because I forgot to trim the 'hedge-row' on my taint, as a pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show... 3hrs into walking around the grounds of WOODSTOCK '94, I had developed the most debilitating shitlock on my taint. With every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower ass-cheeks... It was dreadful!
By Alfy
Shitlock
To interrupt a persons big occasion in a very rude manner.

I was taking a very big dump when Kanye shitlocked me.
By Ginger
Shitlock
To render toilets out of order by blocking the hole either inadvertently with faeces or deliberately, i.e. in a state of relatively important intoxication, by adding whole toilet rolls and sometimes crockery

"The fucking idiots, they've shitlocked the bloody toilets !" (typical assessment on Saturday mornings in an English university hall of residence)
By Deirdre
Shitlocked
When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked
By Juanita
Shitlock
A person that is a real fuckin idiot, just like dumber then a dumbass, not only that but annoying too.

Dude, don't be such a shitlock !
By Annmarie
Shitlocks
Shitlocks- Dreadlocks but they look like complete shit so their called Shitlocks

His deadlocks were shitty, so we called them Shitlocks
By Devondra