A sexual move when a male inserts his penis into a female's brown eye, then proceeds to titty fuck the lady, leaving remnants of shit from her own ass on her chest.
I gave Shannon a shitty titty and then kicked her ass out because she had her own shit all over her tits.
By Gray
Shitty Titty
Not necessarily a "titty that is shitty" but actually used to express anger or frustration. Most widely used when something doesn't go your way or you hurt yourself but most common in extremely chill environments such as in a housey or on a boat.
John: Jimmy just got absolutely raped. That's too bad.
Nick: Shitty titty...
When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.
After I met dave at the localpub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.
Earlier today my hamster went down my gurlies shirt and we thought it took a dump down there...but it was just fuzz. So now I make fun of her and tell her she has shitty titties!
