Define Shoey Meaning

A strange characer of infalliable knowledge. A beacon of hope for the teachers and governing staff of his school. Not to be confused with the german Michael Schumacker of the same name. ORIGINAL PRANKSTER. Often found hacking into government servers, has synthesised an antidote to the FBI's feared 'hacker to sleep' injection.

pouring an entire alcoholic drink into your shoe and skulling it entirely

an old man who lives with his mother and no other human being may enter the house. Possible consequences are wood down the throat, various children lobbed in your direction or being chased by his very prized posession, his legendary wooden bicycle. Is also known to be the fastest man....ever. Shoey never grows old.

shoey is arguably the most influencal man to ever grace our planet. He single handedly overthrew the teachers at thorpe and ran the school himself. Ghandi once said “ shoey is without a doubt the biggest don i’ve ever laid my eyes on”.He will go down as a level 200 boss for years to come

Male masturbation

An Australian tradition where you drink an alcoholic beverage out of a shoe.

The Nickname of the Bromance of Shane Dawson and Joey Graceffa.

Drinking out of your shoe, when DJ James Hype tells you to do so on his live stream.

The art of pouring ones beer into ones shoe, preferably a classic Brogue to give it that sweet bitterness, and absolutely just send it down ya boiiiii. Most commonly seen on Twitch streams of Ron plays games and Skiddler.

The shoey is classically done on your knees.

A sick cunt. Masters just about anything requiring skill & co-ordination. Has the gift most music producers crave by knowing what is or isn't "a banger". Yet with these attributes, is shy around beautiful women