Define Shwab Meaning

Shwab
A nerd who can easily preform oral sex on himself.

Eric had no money to buy a whore so he shwabed himself all night.
By Tiffie
Shwab
Short for:
Slut
Hoe
Whore
Asslicker
Bitch

It refers to a person, especially a girl who is promiscuous, nymphomaniacal, and sluttish. Only relationships they have are Sex partners.

Boy 1:Dude, don't you think that girl is such a shwab?
Boy 2: Who cares? She gives a really good blowjob.
By Dahlia
Shwab
a shwab is a nonce , probably a loner too but lowkey. a name who is defo a shwab is alfie shaaban , the god tier of a shwab and no one acc likes the eggheaded bastard but pretends too daily...

alfie is such a shwab, cant believe i was friends with the cunt !!!
By Madelaine
Shwab
a lanky nerd who needs to pay for sex.

Eric is such a shwab
By Marge
Shwab
when you graduate from giving yourself oral sex to giving yourself anal sex with your own penis.

wow! after he gave himself a shwab he felched himself too!
By Bellanca
SHWAB
A SHWAB is a sexy hairy wise Asian beast often a very desirable person

My friend is a SHWAB as they are sexy, hairy, Asian and beastly
By Liane
Shwab
A drunk who smokes pubes and thinks it's good shit.

By Modesta
Nigga Shwab

By Nannette
Shwab
Word used to describe someone acting foolish, also used as an insulting term, and finally also used to describe a mess.

“Rey don’t be such a shwab” or “Mitzy that EMF report was a complete shwab”. And, “This room is a complete shwab.”
By Minta