when your friend tells you theres a chick visiting and you head to his house to meet her and the first glance of the female specimen causes your head to snap back in pain and one more for disgust.
(1 hour later jimmy is in the hospital with neck injuries)
Jimmy - damn dat chick side swiped me
By Winne
Side Swipe
when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.
Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
Dude, last night I missed my sideswipe and I spent like 5 hours cleaning my couch
By Isabel
Side Swiped
When walking along by yourself, and someone tackles you and takes your clothes off. This is usually what happens following 'a drive by'. (see drive by)
When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.
By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.
